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“You missed a day. It’s okay ❤️”
A habit tracker that bullies you into being better.
Tough love delivered daily.
Mockivator
“You missed again? Impressive commitment to mediocrity.”
Download now. Or don’t. We know how this usually goes.
Daily roasts, delivered fresh.
Tap to reveal what Mockivator really thinks of you.
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Good morning! Just kidding. You slept through your alarm again.
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You said you’d go to the gym today. The gym doesn’t even remember your face.
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3 hours of screen time and 0 pages read. Impressive ratio.
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Another day, another set of goals you ghosted. Sleep tight!
Track everything. Get judged for all of it.
Pick your habits. We’ll pick apart your failures.
Reading
“Still at page 3?”
Running
“Running away from your goals counts?”
Exercise
“Mirror selfie ≠ a workout.”
Learning
“Highlighting isn’t studying.”
Meditation
“Sitting still isn’t a personality.”
Poetry
“Your muse filed a noise complaint.”
No Doom Scrolling
“That wasn’t research. That was despair.”
No Junk Food
“The snack drawer knows your schedule.”
Journaling
“Dear diary: selective memory isn’t journaling.”
Alcohol Free
“Sparkling water with main-character energy.”
Family
“They texted. The group chat saw it. You didn’t.”
The Secret Thing
“We’re not asking. The streak is.”
And a few more.
Earn badges. If you can.
Most of you won’t. And that’s the point.
Family First
“You showed up for humans who aren’t on payroll.”
Weekend Warrior
“Two days of glory. We’ll roast the other five later.”
Kitchen Explorer
“You entered the room with the stove. Brave.”
(now cook...)
Momentum Master
“You’re on a roll. Don’t make us regret saying that.”
Self-Improvement Junkie
“Another habit stack. Another identity crisis. Cute.”
Perfect Week
“Seven productive days. We ran the numbers twice. Suspicious.”
...and many more.
How it works
Pick 5 habits
Choose what you want to pretend to improve.
Try not to disappoint Mockivator
Spoiler: you will.
Get roasted or rewarded
Mostly roasted.
What people say
Real* reviews. Real tears.
★★★★★
“This app hurt my feelings. 10/10.”
★★★★★
“I opened it. I cried. I did pushups.”
★★★★★
“It’s like Duolingo, but emotionally violent.”
★★★★★
“Why is it yelling facts at me?”
★★★★★
“I laughed. Then I realized it was right.”
★★★★★
“Mockivator bullied me into a 7-day streak.”
★★★★★
“I downloaded it as a joke. The joke was me.”
★★★★★
“Somehow meaner than my inner voice.”
★★★★★
“I hate this app. I use it every day.”
★★★★★
“Finally, an app that doesn’t lie to me.”
★★★★★
“Motivation didn’t work. Shame did.”